Some Blonde Jokes:
A beautiful large breasted blonde got into a cab in New York City. After traveling a few blocks, she realized that she had no money and immediately informed the driver, "You'd better stop. I can't pay you and it's ten dollars already." The driver checked her out in the rearview mirror, "That's okay," he said. "I'll turn down the first dark street, get in the back seat and take off your bra." "You'd be cheating yourself," she replied. "Why is that?" asked the driver. "This bra is only worth five dollars."

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides on the bottom of the bus and the Blonde team rides on the top level. The Brunette team down below is whooping it up and having a great time when one them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs so she decides to go up and investigate. When she reaches the top of the stairs she finds all ! of the blondes frozen in fear and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The Brunette asks, "What the heck is going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"

One of the Blondes looks up at her, swallows hard and says,
"YEAH, BUT YOU HAVE A DRIVER!"

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back.

The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"

Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm sorry- I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

The Pilot replied "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne."

Five blonde women enter a bar and order a bottle of champagne and ten glasses from the bartender. They go and occupy a table, set a small framed picture in the middle, and start "high fiving" and dancing around the table chanting, "51 days!51 days!".

A few minutes later, five more blondes enter the bar and join the others at the table. There is much laughing and merriment, alternating with the ritual chanting of, "51 days! 51 days!". Finally, the bartender can no longer control his curiosity and he strolls over to the table to see what is going on. In the center is a picture of the cookie monster in a frame. When the bartender asks what the celebration is all about, one of the women says, "We were all tired of the blonde jokes about how dumb we are, so we got together and put this puzzle together.

On the package it said '2 to 4 years', but we all worked together and put the puzzle together in 51 days!"